…I live, by choice, in a permanent HBO-lag: My viewing occurs entirely on DVD, a year or two behind schedule. I’ve become the undisputed king of the obsolescent spoiler: While the culturally savvy are fretting over recent developments, I’m telling people about the ducks leaving Tony Soprano’s pool in Season 1. …
Though watching a show on DVD is better in about a thousand ways than watching as it airs — you get to see an episode as many times as you want, on your own schedule, with special features — it requires the temporary sacrifice of your social currency. Six Feet was particularly tough to fall behind on: Though it was never the most subtle show, it might have been the most emotionally engaging. …I began to feel like an aesthetic amputee, haunted by phantom pains of the missing season. I had to avoid certain Web sites, avert my eyes from the paper’s arts section, and walk away from potentially revelatory conversations. Inevitably, details leaked out: I heard rumors of a major character’s death and some kind of mind-blowing season-ending montage. …
Back in the VHS era (1980-2004), watching a show late was either an unfortunate coping mechanism (”Oh no, the dog is vomiting in the kitchen! But Roseanne is coming on! Somebody hit ‘record!’ “) or an act of superfan homage (”If I’m not mistaken, friend, I believe you are thinking of Season 2, Episode 1, in which Detective Dale Cooper meets the gum-dispensing giant! Mother, fetch the tape!”). …
Over the past few years, however, we have witnessed the end of simultaneity: everyone lives in different cultural time zones. Retro-watching has become big business. TV on DVD (can we agree to call it “TVD”?) has boomed into a $4 billion industry. And since 2000, when the first full season TVD came out — Season 1 of The X-Files, seven years after it originally aired — the show-to-disc lag has been steadily shrinking. HBO DVDs used to trail their shows by at least two years — now they come out before the next season airs. Falling behind isn’t a minority position anymore, it’s a legitimate first-time viewing strategy. Thanks to TVD (along with newer technologies like DVR and on-demand cable), the first broadcast of a show has lost its old magic—around 60 percent of The Sopranos‘ DVD audience, for instance, doesn’t subscribe to HBO. Most of my friends are still scattered, with little sense of cultural loss, throughout Six Feet’s first four seasons.
… Six Feet is less like TV than serialized film, and it benefits more than most shows from feverish immersion. I doubt my reaction would have been quite so strong if I had diluted the drama with a week of real life between every episode. This was my reward for the wait.
A few weeks ago my wife got impatient again. Having watched The Sopranos on DVD, she wanted to see the final season in real time, so she signed us up for HBO. After watching the first few episodes, it’s become clear that TVD has ruined me. I’ve gotten so used to the lag I can’t take it straight anymore. The few conversations I’ve had with people about new plot twists don’t come close to compensating for the frustration of having to wait a week between episodes. It’s one thing to watch a show late — it’s unbearable to watch it too soon.